My Night

Since I have to go to work this evening I thought I would give you guys a glimpse into the inner workings of an overnight stock clerk. Be prepared to get so blown away that you will not quite comprehend what has happened for some time after.

I begin work at eleven each evening, not liking to be late int he slightest, I get their way early. Plus, since I have no car, it is just easier to leave earlier when I have even a glimmer of desire to actually go and do My job.

As the shift starts, the mystery unfolds.

I put things on shelves until 7:30 the next morning.

I know, take a minute and accept what you just saw. It is liking taking those badass pills Morpheus has in The Matrix.

Then, exhausted and sore from stretching, I get to walk the mile and a half home, in the oddly bitter spring that Western New York has offered Me.

What say you, truly exquisite is it not?